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Pre-Head-Banging. FIRED UP!

I think it’s funny that my last post was titled “T.G.I.Don’t.Know.”

I DIDN’T know a lot of anything after the race. I was totally out of it.  So the verdict is that I had some sort of concussion, as evidenced by my complete cluelessness as to how I ended up on the side of the road.  It’s scary to think of what could happen without a helmet, if falling on a turn (at low speeds) turned me into a rambling mess.  I have been told I’m thick headed, which, when combined with a good helmet, may not be such a bad thing. 

So my little email from my blackberry in the med tent was before I totally had it together (obviously).  I don’t really remember calling Danny but I do remember crying for a long time.  After I calmed my butt down, I realized what happened.   My previously ominous post, mentioning my concern for a crowded course, was spot-on, but it wasn’t the cause of the crash.   This was a very different course to race, because it consisted of 4 x 12mi loops.  Consider so many athletes (pros and amateurs all racing different speeds) stuffed into 12 miles with 4 tight u-turns per loop, and there doesn’t leave much space for each athlete.  As a result, I was definitely over-paced and out of my typical wattage range, but I was just trying like hell to move up and keep a clean race. There were some really strong age group men, and the only way to avoid a drafting penalty was to either drop back, or push harder and go past them.  I chose option #2.  The swim was incredibly hard, long, choppy, and into the current and waves the first 1800m— all the athletes were slower, and I was wayyyy slow.  So I had some catching up to do.  And I was doing it!  By the end of the 3rd loop, I was on pace to bike a sub-2:08, which would’ve been with the top girls on the bike.  But — COULDA WOULDA SHOULDA, right?   I made the tight u-turn and one of those reflector bumpy things in the road got in my way (WHO PUT THAT THERE?!) . . . and that was all she wrote. 

Next thing I know I was howling on the side of the road, crying hysterically, and just repeating, “But I came so far!! I want to race!!”   … yet completely confused as to how I ended up there.  (Not a good way to convince them to let you back on your bike.)

The funny thing is that I am very careful on the bike. I had never had a crash or a DNF, and I attribute that partly to the fact that I am so careful (but mostly lucky— it’s bound to happen).  I’m not upset anymore; I’m just grateful that it wasn’t worse. I have friends who have been VERY badly injured in bike wrecks (Mikey, Matt, Pam…) and I am just walking away with some good bruises and road rash, all of which will heal. Thanks so much for all the nice words/notes on Facebook and email… I was really feelin’ the love.  I mean that.  The big picture is a GOOD one, and I’m feeling nothing but gratitude at this point– no longer disappointment.

A big part of that is because I have met some great people here and we have had an awesome few days exploring Perth and other areas of Western Australia.  Over the next couple days  I’ll post more photos. Stay tuned for wine tasting, kangaroo chasing, and delish pad thai on a completely deserted beach. 

Adam Jensen, Head Banger, Becky Witinok-Huber, & Jim Lubinski

Before the race: Adam Jensen, Head Banger, Becky Witinok-Huber, & Jim Lubinski.


On a mission, but headed for asphalt.

On a mission, but headed for asphalt.


Med tent: race over.
Med tent: race over.

Team USA’s Tim O’donnell was crowned the 2009 Long Distance World Champ — big congrats to this former military officer on a wicked fast race. Well done, Sir!

World Champ Tim!

World Champ Tim!

Crash and Burn

I promised an update, so here’s the quick lazy version, because my head hurts: my email to my fam, coach, and close friends from the med tent. I’m ok, just disappointed. More news later. Thanks for all the encouragement. I guess it was bound to happen at some point… I was the lucky one who had never crashed or DNF’d. Ok, checked that box.

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I crashed at mile 36. I am so upset. It is freaking bizarre but I don’t remember racing. I don’t remember how it happened. I don’t remember this morning before the race. But I did somehow remember to stop my garmin: 261watts for 36mi. Not bad huh Matt? I’m so mad. Nasty swim by myself so I had to bust ass.
I busted my ass alright.
I am so upset. But I’m ok. Don’t worry mom. I just feel disappointed. Very.
Love you guys.
Amy

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T.G.I.Don’t.Know!

TGIF to all you back home.   TGItheDayBeforeTheRace for me.  Or whatever time zone we’re in.  So far it’s been a great week and everything has gone pretty smoothly and I feel incredibly lucky to be a part of this experience.   

The flight was long (I think all of Monday was just sucked into a black hole) and I have no idea how many time zones I crossed, but I’m pretty sure we were fed a meal in each one of them (and I am not one to turn away a good meal…)  Other than the culinary delights mid-flight, the other bright spot was the beautiful Emirates Airlines flight attendants’ uniforms. Is this the coolest thing you’ve ever seen or what? She looks like a Middle Eastern I Dream of Genie.   I couldn’t help but think this would make a killer Halloween costume. She posed for my camera (after asking me to email it to her for her Facebook page– I love it!) but alas, wouldn’t give up the goods for my Arabic Princess Costume Aspirations. 

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I really got lucky with my homestay— Peter is a local triathlete and is just the coolest guy. He’s been very accommodating and totally helpful.  I also met a great family from NJ on the first flight over here, and we’ve been BFFs ever since, spending most days together and doing various day trips to see the  sights.

Here are a couple shots of biking around gorgeous Rottnest Island.  No cars, just bikes here.  It served as a penal colony for Aboriginals. I would give you more info but I was too busy looking at quokkas (rat-like marsupials) to pay attention to the tour.  So much about this island reminded me of living on Galapagos, hence my big-ol’ smile.  Brought back a great feeling. 

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My ever-astute mom, who is not distracted by beautiful beaches, immediately pointed out the unsavory name given to the island. She’s right… it was named by a Dutch explorer and evolved from what we would say “Rat’s Nest,” due to the rodent-looking locals running all over this otherwise perfect little chunk of island off the coast of Perth.  As a result of the Dutchman’s untrained eye, he incorrectly labeled these poor little marsupials.  Yes, they are pouch animals (like kangaroos), and keep their little Joeys in their pouches. So, not rats, but the name stuck. 

Being a MARSUPIAL, I like him better.

Being a MARSUPIAL, I like him better.

We also took a drive up to Yanchep National Park, about an hour north of Perth, to see the koalas and kangaroos. I couldn’t help but think of how silly we looked snapping pictures and squealing with delight at the sight of a kangaroo, which is probably as common as seeing a DEER back home.  I guess that’s the beauty of traveling— ignighting the senses and feeling excitement over the small stuff.  At any rate, I LOVED IT. 

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PASSED OUT, DRUNK ON EUCALYPTIS LEAVES KOALA.

CARB-LOADING KOALA

CARB-LOADING KOALA

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Is that a joey in your pouch or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a joey in your pouch or are you just happy to see me?

ROUGH-HOUSIN' ROOS!

ROUGH-HOUSIN' ROOS!

Me being all roo-like.

Me being all roo-like.

But let’s not forget why we’re here. 

THE RACE.  Yesterday I met the others on the U.S. pro team— all really cool and we had a great time at the country presentation dinner (and crushing that killer dinner).  I’m truly honored to have been selected for this team and will give it my very best.  I swam a bit in the Swan River, and am trying to deal with the fact that the race will likely NOT be wetsuit legal for pros now. (We’re a fraction of a degree too warm at this point… pray for a freeze tonight.)  The only thing I’d hate more than swimming 3k  . . . is swimming 3k without a wetsuit.  But as  they say here:  NO WORRIES, MATE.  

The bike course will be four loops to total 48 miles. I’m a bit concerned with the age group men behind us and the congestion of the course. This distance is definitely a race for the swimmers, and I NEED to open up and bike the hell out of that course– I really hope I can.  I have made some gains in my run lately and I can’t wait to get off the bike and see what I can do. There are some phenomenal athletes here and that truly motivates me, just knowing I’m a part of it.  

Thanks for checking in. There won’t be any online coverage for this race but we take off at what is 8pm Saturday night in Atlanta . . . so while you guys are livin’ it up back home, send me speedy vibes!  I’ll try to post a quick update post-race, but if you don’t hear from me, you can thank a bull shark.  Just sayin’.  :)

Destination: AUSTRALIA!

kangarooI love DESTINATION posts; they are my favorite.  There’s something about packing up and discovering new places that I find incredibly exciting, renewing, and always a very in-your-face time to learn about yourself. When you leave the comforts of home, you invariably get an up-close view of who you are.  Like it or not.

Travel was a big part of my life before triathlon. Now, if I can ever combine the two, I jump at it. It’s certainly not the same kind of adventure that I sought out before, but it’s still an adventure, albeit a different one.  I’m not sure what’s more painful: overnight Ecuadorian buses, or racing endurance events?  Strangely, I find them both gratifying in their own way.

A month or so ago I  applied to race on the U.S. Pro Team for ITU Long Distance Worlds in Perth, Australia. While I thought it’d be a long shot, I figured I’d have nothing to lose, and if I got it, well, it would pretty much be one of the coolest excuses that I’ve ever had to travel across the world for a race!

Last year I had to bail on Belgium after the hip injury, so getting to wear that uniform a year later is a wonderful turn of events.  I was VERY pleasantly surprised to get selected for this one.

Then, something funny happened.  While I’d like to say my focus was most definitely on the TRIATHLON, I have to admit that I was far more intrigued with the destination.  As a result, my “research” into the race was just shy of Kindergarten level.  The whole time I thought it was a half ironman distance race.  Nope.  It’s 2x olympic distance.  Let me spell it out for you:  3k swim, 48mile bike, 12.4 mile run.

THREE THOUSAND METER SWIM . . . with a SHORTER bike.   Not exactly how I would’ve designed it, but for some reason ITU didn’t consult with me prior to laying out the plans.  The nerve.

So it’s definitely a race that plays to the swimmers, but it will be fun to get out there and rip it up to the best of my ability.  I feel great on the bike and run and am so ready to race again.  I love that it’s a flat course, and did we forget that it’s AUSTRALIA?  I mean, who really cares about a few (thousand) extra meters to swim?  ;)

I depart this weekend and the race is on Sunday, October 25th.  I plan to keep the bloggy alive and kickin’, and will post photos along the way, so stay tuned.  I am super stoked to be flying the pimped-out Emirates Airlines, with a layover in Dubai.  Nothing like a brief R&R in a rich oil nation’s airport.  It’s gotta be better than Lima, Peru, right?  (But we did have fun there, didn’t we, Bianca?!) I am trying to coerce my (Lebanese) mom into giving me a crash course in Arabic over the next 5 days, so that I can order my tabouli and grape leaves like a pro.

More to come.  Thanks for checking in.

Coaching

I’ve often times mentioned a guy named Matt Russ in my race reports and other areas of my website.  Other than whining about the smackdown I’m getting from him, I’m usually thanking the guy. . . because I’m sincerely grateful to have such a talented, knowledgeable coach training me.

Because I work with an expert-level coach, I may be biased.  I think there are a lot of really well-intentioned coaches out, and some great ones at that.  But I know what Matt offers and it’s a unique combination of some really great coaching attributes:  He’s knowledgeable.  Extremely analytical.  Performance-driven.  Totally dedicated.  And unusually communicative.  I hit the jackpot with Matt and I know it. I just hope he doesn’t trade me in for a younger model as he scopes out the junior talent!

Matt is an expert level cycling coach, track & field coach, and a Level III Triathlon coach. He’s also one of a handful of coaches in the country who is certified to coach with power.   On the personal side, he’s one of the most even-keeled people I’ve ever met. He’s very fair, understanding, and extremely communicative.  He sees the whole picture; in fact, he tirelessly DIGS to uncover all aspects of your training, racing, and daily life that can affect performance.  He looks at every angle.  And I mean EVERY ANGLE. He’s got an encyclopedic understanding of the science behind the training, and is constantly pursuing opportunities to further develop his knowledge and skills.  He’s also one of the most down to earth, understanding coaches I could ask for.

Matt was recently interviewed on Triathlete FM.  If you have a chance, go to Triathlete FM and save SHOW #4 to your iPod and listen to it on your next training run.  You can pick up a few pointers on the science behind the training and understand a bit about Matt’s coaching philosophy.

Are you floating around wondering if you’re doing the right thing in your training? We spend so much time, money, energy, and effort in this sport; don’t waste it by missing the mark because you’re not being guided in the right direction. As the Head Coach and Owner of The Sport Factory, Matt is a full-time coach and takes the development of his associate coaches quite seriously so as to raise the caliber of coaching beyond the requirements of USAT. This is his not only his livelihood, but it’s also his passion.   And every athlete on his roster benefits from that passion and dedication.  If you are interested in learning more about SF coaching and want to ask me questions about my personal experience, feel free to email me. I am such a big believer in Matt’s program and methodology and would love to share it with anyone who is looking for someone great to guide them.

If you have a great coach already, THANK YOUR COACH, because we are lucky to have them!

(Except for when they make us pose for local magazines in a most humiliating way!)

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Love This Short Stuff!

Ain’t gonna lie . . . I was pretty bummed to miss Augusta.  So the best way to get over my attitude problem was to jump into another race.  And the best place to jump into a race (as the weather gets cooler in ATL) was  . . . NOT ATL.

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p1012854Pensacola Beach seemed like a better option. And a 600yard swim, 18mi bike, and 5k run seemed juuuuussssssstttttt right.  I’ve only done one other sprint before (in 2007), and I remember it “hurting like my head was being peeled by a cheese grater,” as my coach eloquently advised it should feel like.   Whatever.  A 70.3 hurts pretty damn bad, too, so at least a sprint race is over quickly.

I couldn’t wait!

I worked my way down there, as I have customers in AL, and even got to see the famous GATOR at the Texaco in Eufala.  This was one of the highlights of my trip– kid you not.  You’d think I was at Disneyland. I have no explanation for my fascination with creatures that can eat me.  According to my Facebook friends, this is a well-known gator for all ATL triathletes en route to Gulf Coast racing.  He was recognized immediately.

gatorWe had a nice ATL contingency of some fast boys at the start line:  J.Sipos, K.Brown, K.Patton, among others.  Having swam recently with Jeremy and Ken, I was basking in my perceived new-found aquatic speed, and all too happy to talk big smack to those guys before the race.

“I don’t care about the bike and run. It’s ALL about the swim, suckas.  I’m totally kicking your a$$ in the swim.”

Famous last words.  I clearly have zero tactic when it comes to open water swimming. I watched them line up together and I didn’t join the party, opting instead (for no reason whatsoever) to fly solo. Brilliant.

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Here’s the elite wave at the start.You can’t see me because I’m probably somewhere in the middle of a face plant into the water.

Now let’s look at the exit.  Doesn’t Jeremy look great coming out of the water? What about Ken?  Please note the obvious absence of the author in this particular photo.

p1012928That’s because I was still chugging along, god only knows how far back.  Humble Pie tastes delish, let me tell you.  My swim time wasn’t recorded, which is probably a good thing.  The photo evidence is incriminating enough.

When, when, WHEN will my psuedo gains in the pool translate to open water?!  (more on that later…)

Luckily, that swim was only 600 yards, and I couldn’t wait to get on two wheels.  Conditions were perfect and it was a perfectly flat course– right up my alley.

p1012978I had a good bike and had moved into the front of the field.  I saw new power numbers during that race, and speed was good, too:  24.2mph according to my Garmin.  While the hideously ugly face shield is supposed to be wicked aerodynamic, I am sure that my gaping mouth is NOT.  I think I was just trying to get more air in my lungs.

Run was fine.  6:17 pace… I’ll take it!

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Wasn’t it Meatloaf that sang about “Two Outta Three Ain’t Bad?”  The bike and run were decent. Swim was a step in the wrong direction.  But it was a fun race at the beach and I couldn’t have been happier to cross the line in first.  Let me tell you . . .  I soaked this one up.  I was high-fiving and enjoying every second of this. Since turning pro, WINNING races is not as common anymore, so this was fun. I wanted to wrap myself around that finish line banner and just cuddle up with it for a while.  Felt good.   Having said that, I wouldn’t trade for a second the challenge of racing as a small fish in a big pond, and just fighting for table scraps.  I still love it.

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Have you ever seen a cooler trophy?  Love my tiki!

Congrats to all the ATL folks who raced, especially to Jeremy and Ken who shut me up real quick over a 600yard swim.  Nice job, boys. I will zip it next time– I learned my lesson!

Thanks to Coach Matt of The Sport Factory for, one, letting me race. I know it sorta veered off the plan, but I really wanted to do it.  And of course for being such a badass coach and knowing his stuff. It is such a good feeling to completely trust in the person who is guiding you.  Thank you also to Roswell Bikes for my new LG aerohelmet and for ensuring that I never look good in bike photos again (read: face shield).  I don’t care– I love it! :)     And let’s not forget Louie.  Doesn’t he look hot?

p1012830The adventures continue (literally) . . . stay tuned for some exciting news.

In the meantime, GOOD LUCK to all friends/athletes racing Kona this weekend!!  A big shout-out to local SF athletes Angela Meyer and Gerry Halphen. We’re really proud of you guys and will be cheering for you all day on Saturday!

I’d like to sign off with a parting shot of the one and only Ken Brown ripping it towards the finish line.  If this isn’t the face of determination, I don’t know what is.   Nice job, buddy!

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Hey Lady

Hey Lady,

I’m not sure what side of the bed you woke up on this morning, but please make whatever adjustments necessary to ensure a better night’s sleep moving forward. You clearly are not a happy camper before the sun comes up.   And quite the lead foot you have!  As I was happy to be alive, happy to be swine-free, and happy to be running strong on my 12miler this morning, I noticed your headlights through the dawn mist as you came barreling down the hill as I crossed the street in front of you. 

I am a big believer in pre-emptive moves to avert potentially face-smashing incidents on the road.  I prefer to throw up the typical hand wave (50% “good morning,” 50% “watch out, I’m running in front of you so please stop” wave).  You have a nice car already and it doesn’t need a 5′7″ curly-headed hood ornament to add flair.  Additionally, I have no interest in joining that poor squirrel who is taking a dirt nap in the ditch. 

So when you scowled at me and made the turn, I was quite surprised. Perhaps you didn’t pick up on my “50% good morning” wave?  You surprised me even more when you slowed down just enough to roll down the window and hiss at me, “I KNOW HOW TO STOP, (rhymes with) WITCH !”"   Yikes.  Sorry, Lady, for saving you from the wrath of a vehicular homicide indictment. 

Most surprising, however, was my atypical response of  waving and yelling, “HAVE A GREAT DAY!” 

I have no idea what got into me.  I guess I was just happy to be able to train again sans-pig.

Anyway, Lady, I hope you get a better night’s sleep tonight.  And please, SLOW DOWN for runners!

Announcing Weekend and Piggy Scare.

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Last weekend was a very short but busy trip to Mexico to work as the co-announcer for the Ironman Cancun 70.3 event.  Apparently it was long enough to find a cute little souvenir to bring home with me, but more on that later.

This was my 3rd (official) announcing event, and the more I do it, the more I love it.   It is hard work but it’s a blast to see the race unfold and share the details with the spectators.  It was hot hot hot and then we had torrential downpours . . . a bit of everything to make for a challenging day.  Congrats to both Oscar Galindez and Michellie Jones who took the overall titles.

Next up on the announcing circuit is Ironman Cozumel, over Thanksgiving.  I have a great co-pilot (Erick), who has the perfect Latino “radio voice” and handles all things Espanol, and I go back and forth in English.  I love it!   Give me a shout if you’re headed to Cozumel . . . so I can return the favor on race day!

The trip was short and sweet and nonstop. I came home and immediately noticed that I was not right.  (As they say in the South: “She ain’t right.”)   I apparently brought something home with me.  I went to the doc asap and he dropped the f-bomb: I have the flu.  I know what you’re thinking. (Thanks, Mom, for the vis-aid.)

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I can’t confirm or deny that I am one with the Swine, but it looks like it. Either way, I have spent a couple days home, surviving on Pedialyte and a prayer, and wondering if there’s some slim chance that I can make it to the start line for the Augusta 70.3 on Sunday.  It’s practically in my backyard, and so many people from the ATL tri community will be racing; it’s definitely one that I don’t want to miss.

I have made lots of progress in the past couple days, but I’m still far from 100%.   I am going to make a (pre)game-day decision on Saturday.  I really hope to be a part of this race, but if it doesn’t happen, there are still some exciting things on the horizon. Plus, at the end of the day, it’s just a race. Not the end of the world.

I hope to see you guys at the A-U-G.  If not, rock it out and have a blast out there!

Signing off with an OINK,

Amy


Augusta Recon Report

Having a 70.3 in my (sorta) backyard was too tempting to turn down.  No flying to a race.  No packing up the bike and paying the airlines another couple hundie to transport my bike. No rental car.  And the single most important reason: If I forget my shorts again, I am only 2ish hours from home, and won’t be stuck wearing a mankini.

SOLD!

I was excited to do something that I’ve pretty much never done:  pre-ride a course.  What a concept!  With the race less than 3 weeks away, most of our training is in the bank and there’s not much to change up, but I’ll still share my recon report for anyone who’s headed to Augusta at the end of the month.

augustaFirst and foremost, if you’re like most people, when you think “AUGUSTA,” you think “GOLF.”  Masters, specifically.  And images of perfectly manicured greens come to mind, don’t they?

I never did see those beautiful greens of Augusta National. In fact, I didn’t see too much manicured anything (Augusta residents and this blogger included), but this is triathlon and what do we care?  By the way, when you’re spectating, we encourage hootin’ and hollering, so please don’t keep it quiet.

So don’t expect perfection, but you will enjoy lots of Southern charm and and a course with a little bit of everything.

The drive from Hotlanta was quite uneventful, as there is no thriving metropolis between The ATL and The AUG. Just one long, lonely stretch of I-20 as the sun was coming up.

sdc11205My plans to ride with superstar April G. were not to be. She was still celebrating her post-Louisville “I don’t want to train yet” recovery week, and good for her.  I knew Tony Myers would be there, and I also knew that Tony is one competitive dude— I had nothing to worry about in regards to having to ride alone– he’d stick with me.  And Tony didn’t disappoint.  Thanks buddy!

Here are a couple shots of the river from transition.

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sdc11208As soon as you head out of transition, you’ll take about a one mile detour down a flat road before doing a u-turn and starting the bike course.  Within a few miles, you’ll cross over the Savannah River (more on that later) and say ADIOS to Georgia; the majority of the ride is through South Carolina.  The first hour is pretty flat and fast. The roads were not smooth as butter but not as wretched as the Nicaragua-esque streets of Richmond at Du Worlds in 07.   After the first mile, more rollers ensue. Bottom line: mapmyride.com is a farce! This course is not as flat as the profile shows.  It should be fast, but there are definitely some rollers as well as some climbs that slow you down (although I stayed in the big ring the whole day).  There are also plenty of flat and fast sections, but  my Garmin showed about 2500 feet of climbing.  Nothing terrible, but just don’t expect a ride like Gulf Coast.  I do think it will be fast, just not crazy fast.

sdc11212The ride is scenic in its own sort of Southern way.  You won’t see palm trees or beaches, but you’ll pass by many car “dealerships” (conveniently located right on the front yards), as well as multiple reminders about the big guy upstairs and what he expects of us. Remember, this is the bible belt.  If it’s not working out for you on race day, you’ll have plenty of churches around to drop in and request divine intervention.  Or, buy a 1982 Camaro and just drive back to transition.

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I love to ride my bike, but I was very irritated when a monster hill appeared right around (my) mile 55 of the course.  I mean STUPID-big hill.  The only bright spot was the cute little “car-on-a-stick” at the top of the hill, of which I tried to snap a picture.  The good news is that we got lost and that big hill is not really part of the course, so fear not!  And if you happen to see this cute little car-on-a-stick on race day, TURN AROUND because you’re lost.

sdc11229Southerners are pretty friendly.  And these two Aiken, SC cops were true to form when they mapped out my return to transition.  I have a feeling that some of my single friends may be intentionally veering off course in attempt to find Johnny Law.  When a man still says “Yes, Ma’am” to a sweaty, nasty girl at the tail end of a 60mile ride, you know their momma taught them manners.

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Run course:  flat.  End of story.

I’d love to report on the swim in the Savannah River, but I have this little problem: an addiction to The Animal Planet which has gotten in the way of me jumping into rivers alone.  Shows like I Shouldn’t Be Alive, My Worst Animal Nightmare, Untamed and Uncut, and River Monsters are all part of my problem, but they sure are educational.   You may laugh, but at least I will know what to do if I happen to find myself in a precarious situation with a mountain lion.  You gotta be prepared.  (The Rookie Pros get it; It’s good to know there are others who understand me.) Anyway, I did my due diligence and asked every person I ran into (including the cops) about the possibility of gators in the river.  Everyone answered the same way:   “Well . . . (long pause = YES) . . . I think you’ll be fine.  They’re wayyy down the river in the more swampy areas.”

My interpretation:  SAME BODY OF WATER.   No dice.  About a mile before finishing the bike course, I passed this billboard, which is just a little too coincidental for me.

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While I am a devoted blogger, I don’t love you guys that much.  Do your own damn swim recon! :)   ha!  I’ll get wet on race day, and I will do my absolute darndest to draft that swim like a champ.  Strength in numbers!

Whatever your plans are in Augusta, do not miss this man.

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He is camped out in the parking lot of a white building (sign says “FISH, SHRIMP, CHICKEN”) right outside of transition, on the corner of Broad Street.  His name is St. Anthonie and he has a lovely islander accent and is a charming, kind man.  He sells baskets of the most delicious muscadine grapes I’ve ever eaten.  Muscadine grapes are native to the Southeast, and they are like grapes on steroids— really really good.  I bought $12 worth and I’m embarrassed to say that they are long gone.  If you haven’t had a muscadine grape, make this your mission.  I told him to expect the masses on race day; please look for him and his grapes.

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I am so excited for this race.  Close to home with lots of friends around.  Plus I’ll have my biggest fan there to cheer me on.  This little peanut will be happy to see her momma finish . . . and she will NOT be swimming in the river (I’ve seen enough Animal Planet & Discovery Channel to make me a paranoid doggymomma for life)!

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Best of luck to everyone. :)

Funny Confession #9: Broadening Horizons.

I have suffered an injury to my lower back.  Nothing serious– not a season-ending injury– but it did stop me in my tracks for a day and had me giddy for anti-inflammatories like a kid in a candy store.

Searching for daily glory in not one, but 3 sports, puts us at 3 x the risk of injury.  We really do have to be careful.

However, I actually incurred this injury as I attempted to broaden my horizons — to try something new.  I wanted to add another trick to my bag and expand my repertoire of skills and activities.  Become more of a well-rounded woman, of sorts.

Sometimes it’s risky when you take on a new challenge, and I have come to accept that great reward doesn’t come without great risk  . . . or something like that.

I should’ve known better than to try vacuuming.

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