Most stories that begin with “Once upon a time” usually end with “happily ever after.” So, in the spirit of old story-telling fun, I’ve got a joyous story (or perhaps a Funny Confession) to share with you. I’m calling it: ‘Payback’s a Bitch.”
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Once upon a time, a long time ago, there was a beautiful fairy princess (let’s just call her SMOKIN’ HOT, shall we?) who made the treacherous decision to dive head-first and all alone into the dark, scary world of modern-day match-making. Knighted princes (with creative screen names) abounded, offering rides on their white horses and meals fit for the royalty that this brunette Rapunzel only deserved.
The fairy princess was briefly courted by one such dashing prince, and while his armor was shiny and and his followers loyal, there were chinks in the armor that were not initially visible to the lovely damsel. The prince could’ve penned the modern-day version of Men Behaving Badly. The fairy princess quickly took her tiara and found her way out of that dark and scary forest, unscathed and disinterested in further expeditions.
Many moons passed and the fairy princess all but forgot about the dashing, debauched, and unruly prince. Then serendipity occurred: she encountered the prince in a most unexpected meeting– at the gym where she teaches spinning class. With twinkling eyes and the sweetest of smiles, the fairy princess pleaded with the long-lost prince to join her class, and promised the lovely prince an enjoyable hour of exercise, fun, and of course, forgiveness.
The trusting prince accepted the summons, and hesitantly embarked on a challenge which represented uncharted waters for him.
Less than 60 minutes later, the beautiful fairy princess had him gagging for air, begging for mercy, and stripped of his armor.
And the fairy princess lived happily ever ever!!
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Go get ‘em princess!
Stripped off his armor? What gym do you teach at ?